TITMOUSE SMASH PARTY 2013, YO!

Hi! I'm a computer printer!
But I'm not just ANY PRINTER!
I'm Maxwell Atoms'  printer!
 And he LOVES ME!
How do I know? Because on Saturday he took me to a PARTY! Looks fun, right?
Wait...
What?
He's going to...  ... ...
no
NO WAY!
Max (that's what I call him) would NEVER  smash me.
Never in a million years.
He brought me to  Titmouse Smash Party to hang out with a ton of really fun people:

We had some root beers and talked with

tons of awesome animation-type people

and got some cheesy tater tots

at the food trucks:

And yeah...

we watched some poor, unfortunate

stuff get smashed:

We even got a free t-shirt:

What FUN we had!

And 

NO.

He did

NOT

smash me.

Wait... What? Where is he, you ask? Um... I don't know. Max told me to wait here.

He said he was coming right back.

That was on Saturday.

Do you think he's okay?

Maybe I should call the police.

...

...

I'm so cold.