D.G.A. JELLY JEH JOHNSON

I don't do a whole lot of 

Kickstarters.

A couple years ago

I got this

Castle Crashers

Necromancer 

statue 

as a gift for

Maxwell Atoms 

because I'm the best friend in the world.

And I think I once got some sunglasses

that were okay.

But last week I received my

Vita Aquatic!

The boys have been asking for a fish for a while.

So I thought this would be a fun way to do it.

It's a planter

AND

a fish tank!

So we got it set up and went to get our Betta.

And everyone knows the most 

IMPORTANT 

part of having a pet is

NAMING IT.

And my woodchucks are experts

at naming stuff.

So please meet

D.G.A 

Jelly

Jeh Johnson!

D.G.A

stands for

Don't Get Attached.

Because,

you know,

fish.

And Kelley just wanted 

part of the fish's name to be

Jelly.

And this is 

Jeh Johnson

He's the current 

United States Secretary 

of 

Homeland Security.

(like, duh)

While waiting in line for security at the Atlanta airport,

he was on all the TV screens over and over again.

The boys thought his name was the best thing in the world.

So yeah...

Now we just have to wait for the plant to grow!