So every day KND operatives write asking me a lot of VERY important questions. Like these:
'Oh hai, im in ur internets wondering can i haz more KND episodes pleez k thx'
'In Operation: INTERVIEWS I noticed that Numbuh Four was standing exactly 15.5 inches away from Numbuh Three, which is the EXACT distance that married couples stand apart from each other in Pre-Serbo-Texan wedding ceremonies (circa 1453 BC) so obviously that means that Numbuh Four likes (as in likes LIKES likes likes LIKEY like likes) Numbuh Three. Right? Could you please confirm this so I can tell everyone on the 3/DCFDTL message board 'in your face'?'
Important, indeed. But one of the most frequent and important questions is this:
'Where can I find the Codename: Kids Next Door Sooper Hugest Missions File 2 DVD?'
And you know me. I love to give clear concise answers to everyone's questions. So this is what I tell 'em:
Ya see it's like this- For some crazy reason, Cartoon Network only made a limited amount of File 2 and sent them out in limited distribution. And they went kind of fast. And for some OTHER crazy reason, they never made any more. So nowadays if you go somewhere like HERE you can see it, but you can't buy it- hence the 'currently unavailable' notice. They also don't mention what episodes are on it, but I will:
1. Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N.
2. Operation: C.A.M.P.
3. Operation: C.H.A.D.
4. Operation: S.H.A.V.E.
5. Operation: T.R.I.P.
6. Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G.
7. Operation: D.A.T.E.
I think the really funny thing is that I don't even have a copy of it. Cartoon Network didn't send enough for our crew (par for the course) so we raffled 'em off. I figured I'd just get one later.
I never did.
But if YOU got one, maybe it'll one day be considered a 'collector's item' and you can sell it for eleventy ka-hundred dollars. And if you do, just make sure you hook me up with some curly fries the next time ya see me.