PLATYPUS POLICE SQUAD

My kids forget.

So I have to remind them 

that I'm

awesome

ALL THE TIME!

Sometimes I remind the boys by

asking sooper pals like

sooper author

Jarrett J. Krosoczka

if he can sign a copy of his 

latest book

to them.

And because he's 

awesome

I got this in the mail:

You probably know 

Mr. Krosoczka

from this book:

And these books:

But now he's doing these:

 And now we've

got a signed edition:

It's filled with 

Jarrett's sooner fun

illustrations:

He even wrote the boys a 

special note on a special

postcard:

Thanks for reminding 'em,

Mr. Krosoczka!

Can't wait to read it!

You rock!

HOLIDAY ACTION IN THE PRINTLAB!

It happened again,

didn't it?

You were just hangin' out...

Having some nachos...

Thinkin' about ninjas...

And then

WHAM!

IT'S HOLIDAY TIME AGAIN!

And you know what that means?

Time to hit the mighty

PRINTLAB

for 

ALL

your holiday 

gift-giving needs!

I know 

that you know

someone who knows

someone that wants

one of these:

Or maybe this: 

Perhaps this:

Or... 

might I 

suggest the newest 

addition to the 

PRINTLAB

that will elicit a

high-pitched

SQUEE

from the

3/4 

fans out there:

"SINGIN' IN THE RAINBOW MONKIES"

And

YES!

Every print

comes 

SIGNED

and

INSCRIBED

to the 

person of your choice!

Aaaaaaaaaaand...

(wait for it)

...

...

....

Okay, I can't wait any longer--

YES!!!

YES!!!

YES!!!

As per holiday tradition,

with any

printlab order

you'll receive a

SOOPER ORIGINAL  

HAND-DRAWN

SIGNED

SKETCHCARD

of the 

character of your choice

for the 

sooper dumb

price

of

FREE!

Here are some examples from

previous years:

Too good to be true, right?

Yeah,

but there are rules:

• One sketchcard per person

• One character per card

• You get what you get and don't get upset

• Orders made after December 17th

will not be shipped until 

after Christmas!

* Offer ends on January 1st, 2014

So why dontcha start the holiday season 

off with a stroll

down the luxurious aisles of

the mighty

printlab.

It's right over

HERE.

Still skeptical?

Check out some

testimonials from

satisfied customers over

HERE!

JOHN SCALZI'S LIST

I assume you've heard by now.

That I,
Mr. Warburton,
like,
TOTALLY
made the list.

Uh huh.

The List of Awesome People Who Are Awesomely Awesome.

Specifically...

JOHN SCALZI's

List of

Awesome People

Who Are

Awesomely

Awesome.

Yeah...


THAT John Scalzi.

Who would have ever thought a kid
from the mean streets of
Ambler, PA would make the list?

I DID have a little help, though.
Firstly, Cheryl Willems,
(Mo Willems' better two thirds)
who turned me on to Mr. Scalzi's books.

And secondly,
Athena Scalzi
(daughter of Mr. Scalzi)
who just so happens to be a sooper triple giant mega KND fan
and helped orchestrated a mutually awesome trade of swag.

What did I get in the deal?

Oh, just THIS:


YES!
A signed and numbered special edition!
And somehow, I got just the right numbuh:


And a VERY nice inscription:



Wanna see one of the things I sent out Scalzi way?

Check out the post on his WHATEVER blog.
Which, BTW...
you should be reading every day anyway.
It's THAT good.
(You should be reading his books, too)
(Seriously.)

So in closing,
Thanks Cheryl...
Thanks Athena...
And thanks Mr. Scalzi.

For getting me on the list.