Monday, October 6, 2014

IF YOUR BAND IS LOOKING FOR A NAME--
YOU'RE WELCOME


Let's say it's like 
totally
1989.

And you have a 
BAND.

And your band is in
desperate need of a
NAME.

Then how
PSYCHED
would you have been 
to know that me
and my teen associates
had a 
RIDICULOUSLY
HUGE
LIST OF
SOOPER
AMAZING
BAND NAMES!

Check it:


As far as I know,
no one ever chose to use

TURDS OF REKNOWN

or

RUMPS-N-BLOOD

So they're yours for the taking!

No?

Then how about these:



DENTISTS ON FILM?

PART IT IN THE MIDDLE AND
FEATHER IT BACK?

These are all quality names, people.

Seriously.

Okay...

Don't worry.
There's more:


 SEANCE POOPHEADS?

STREAM OF NEATNESS?

DRESSED TO EAT?

The scary thing is
we actually saw a couple of these 
become actual band names 
by sheer coincidence.

And our own band name?

NO DUH

Like,
obviously.







2 comments:

Catrina Kenward said...

Hello, Mr Warburton.
Before I move onto my actual point, I'd like to say that 'Surly Bastard' is a very good name for a band. I would probably use it, if I had a band or musical talent.
My main point is that I would like to contact you about Codename: Kids Next door.
To be brief, my friend has recently become obsessed with the show, and the little Australian boy in particular. She's constantly egging me on to watch it, but videos work terribly on my Internet.
She has chanced upon some episodes, and renewed her love for it. It is her birthday in December, and I wanted to ask you about obtaining some merchandise from you.
I live in the British Isles, and I will try to save money as an offering in the hopes that you will respond.
I am truly sorry if this is coming across as rude, for I do not intend it to be.

mr. warburton said...

heya catrina!

nice to hear you have great taste in band names.
and sooper extra nice to hear that you wanna get your friend some cool KND stuff!
unfortunately, the printlab doesn't usually ship overseas because of the extra shipping costs and such. but we've been toying with the idea of doing a special week or two of international orders since we get so many requests. keep it locked here in the next couple months to see what happens.