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Monday, October 6, 2014

IF YOUR BAND IS LOOKING FOR A NAME--
YOU'RE WELCOME


Let's say it's like 
totally
1989.

And you have a 
BAND.

And your band is in
desperate need of a
NAME.

Then how
PSYCHED
would you have been 
to know that me
and my teen associates
had a 
RIDICULOUSLY
HUGE
LIST OF
SOOPER
AMAZING
BAND NAMES!

Check it:


As far as I know,
no one ever chose to use

TURDS OF REKNOWN

or

RUMPS-N-BLOOD

So they're yours for the taking!

No?

Then how about these:



DENTISTS ON FILM?

PART IT IN THE MIDDLE AND
FEATHER IT BACK?

These are all quality names, people.

Seriously.

Okay...

Don't worry.
There's more:


 SEANCE POOPHEADS?

STREAM OF NEATNESS?

DRESSED TO EAT?

The scary thing is
we actually saw a couple of these 
become actual band names 
by sheer coincidence.

And our own band name?

NO DUH

Like,
obviously.