Let's say it's like
totally
1989.
And you have a
BAND.
And your band is in
desperate need of a
NAME.
Then how
PSYCHED
would you have been
to know that me
and my teen associates
had a
RIDICULOUSLY
HUGE
LIST OF
SOOPER
AMAZING
BAND NAMES!
Check it:
As far as I know,
no one ever chose to use
TURDS OF REKNOWN
or
RUMPS-N-BLOOD
So they're yours for the taking!
No?
Then how about these:
DENTISTS ON FILM?
PART IT IN THE MIDDLE AND
FEATHER IT BACK?
These are all quality names, people.
Seriously.
Okay...
Don't worry.
There's more:
SEANCE POOPHEADS?
STREAM OF NEATNESS?
DRESSED TO EAT?
The scary thing is
we actually saw a couple of these
become actual band names
by sheer coincidence.
And our own band name?
NO DUH
Like,
obviously.
