Because usually Mo makes me beg to get his latest books. Sometimes he makes me do backflips. Or he has me bake him 1000 chocolate chip cookies-- and then decides he wants oatmeal instead. There was also the time he wanted to see how many naked mole rats I could fit in my underpants (less than you think).
But you know something? It's all TOTALLY worth it. Because in return for all the backflippin', cookie bakin', scratchy pants craziness I get a signed copy of Mo's books.
So I can't say I wasn't suspicious when I got an unsolicited copy of
'Pigs Make Me Sneeze'
Then I looked at the the title page:
Talk about being HONORED beyond all honorifficality.
But now I'm afraid to answer the phone for fear its Mo asking for another 'favor'.
I have a feeling it has something to do with that 'itchy' comment.