While I'm often referred to as
"The Best Football Player Named Warburton Who Ever Worked at Disney"
I'm sorry to say it's not true.
First of all, I've never played football beyond the occasional gym class or Thanksgiving Turkey Bowl.
Second of all, there's this guy:
As you can see, he had the football skills:
But what about the Disney skills?
Cotton became a successful Hollywood film editor and won an Oscar in 1964 for his work on the box office hit Mary Poppins.
You can read the rest of his bio over here at your leisure.
But in the meantime, please stop calling me
"The Best Football Player Named Warburton Who Ever Worked at Disney".