I pity those without sooper powers.
I really do.
I even pity those with only one or two sooper powers.
I have lots.
Like for instance...
THE ABILITY TO MAKE MYSELF ITCHY AT WILL!
THE POWER TO REEEEEEEALLY LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!
SOOPER GIANT FOREHEAD!
HYPER FORGET-A-PERSONS-NAME-RIGHT-AFTER-THEY-INTRODUCE-THEMSELVES POWER!
But my favorite sooper power is my ability to FLY!
You think I'm lying?
Well, get yourself a big bowl.
Put your words in it.
And prepare to eat.
How about some video proof?
And here's DOCUMENTED proof:
What kind of sooper powers do YOU have?